Mutton dressed as lamb p.2

Cam Diaz went to MTV's TRL last night looking like this!
Yeah, you may have a boyfriend 10 years younger than you, but you're still 35!! Leave that look to Lindsay and the Olsen twins love.

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Mutton dressed as lamb

Hoe How cow come Liz Hurley always dress like it's a fancy summer party?
It's almost DECEMBER and we've seen that look before love. Like for 15 years!! Maybe time to hire a new stylist? Lizzy attended the 'Angels Against Addiction' charity event at Selfridges in London.

Whatever your name is from Sugar Babes..

What on GODS EARTH are you wearing??

Peaches geldof...

...hosting the AOL Music Live! Winter Warmer held at the Kentish Town Forum in London..

..and she looks really happy to be there

The stress gets to Richie

Lack of food, being in the spotlight, having to be friends with Paris again.. It's enough to make anyone get a bit stressed but going entirely grey? Our heart goes out to Nicole

BRITNEY SHOCKER

Britney Spears spotted by our eagle eyed snappers in malibu looking rough again.. and not flashing her bits. A turn up for the books, well done britters!

New waxwork of JOLEY RICHARDSON XTINA AGUILERA

a passing resemblance maybe?

KATE SKELETOR LAWLER

MORE FRAIL CELEBRITIES... very attractive

Mister Tussaud's

A new Tiger Woods waxwork at Madame Tussaud's?
NO, this is the real Tiger at the launch of the new 2008 Buick Enclave luxury crossover sport utility vehicle in Pasadena, California.
How boring are you allowed to get??

The real waxwork below.





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Some like it old!

CZJ is rumoured to be well in her forties. Could this mean that her hubby Michael is in his eighties? Judging by this snap the 'superstar' is almost geriatric material. Yikes.

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Rebecca Loos shows what she thinks of Calumn Best's new cat sick in a bottle perfume

Just one WHIFF of 'EAU DE BEST' ...and expressions say far more than words!

Finally.... an inspiration!

Britters-no-knickers-Spears and Lindsay-get-your-beaver-out-Lohan, take note!
Madge may be extremly overt about her sexuality and has been on the edge of controversy for the majority of her career, but she still has class and style, and she knows it has a time and a place. Here she is, stepping out to go to to the gym again to keep her race horse-like physique in shape. Did you catch her confessions tour on TV this past weekend? She is AMAZING! We love Madge. Check out this clip if you havent seen any of her tour.

Shut your legs woman!!!

Lindsay Lohan determined once again to show everyone her crotch. With Britters following suit, whose going to be next? Put it away girls. Do you want young women copying you? really????

BRITNEY; The role model for young women everywhere...

OH

MY

GOD

Zombie hands question for you

We can't decide whats WEIRDER. The fact that our fave zombie hands girl Nicole Richie:

a. Has a towel on her head
b. Is eating.

You decide.

Coleen goes to see Christina

Wayne Rooney's other half - Colleen McCloughlin, (school girl turned fashionista and gossip mag columist) is spotted arriving at Xtina's MEN gig last night. One question, why the hideous fake hair action? why why why.....

Forget the Royal Palace! Im so gorgeous!!

Stick thin ex-OC-actress Mischa Barton was seen in the beautiful capital of Madrid yesterday, where she is staying for the upcoming Marie Claire awards. Strolling around the old town, and visting the Royal Palace, she takes in the wonderful scenery that surround her and takes a picture of - herself! Nice one Mischa. We kinda thought that you rather fancied yourself, and now we know it's true!

XXXTINA (Live)

Xtina performed live in Manchester last night and sent the crowd spinning with her sexy warbling.
Check it out!

Not a polished pair

Madonna is snapped by our eagle eyed photographers heading for her daily gym sesh today. She looks rough as old dogs but we love her anyway. Actually while we are at it Kate Moss is snapped here on her way to perform in the Little Britain Sketch yesterday, looking not that great either! Maybe she was just getting herself into character to be Vicky Pollard rougher sister!

Off or on?

Ex England football coach Sven-Goran Eriksson and on off girlfriend Nancy Dell'Olio arrived at Heathrow Airport from Australia, fuelling speculation that Sven could be in line to be the next coach of the Socceroos, who only have a caretaker coach at present. Also, could Sven taking Nancy along for the trip mean that the great romance is possibly back on? Watch this space!

YAAAAAWWWWNNNN

BORE BORE BORE

Gobble Gobble

One turkey to another: "happy thanksgiving!"

BFF'S

Paris Hilton links arms with her newly reunited BFF Nicole Richie as they leave a matinee at LA's Grove shopping complex yesterday.

BANGS ALOT

Hollywood stars are LOVING that fringe this season. Looks like they've been sharing the same hairdresser. Is it me, or does Gwen Stefani look like she's wearing a wig though?

NO CATS FOR CAM

NEWELY NOSE-JOBBED hollywood actress Cameron Diaz has revealed her fears of settling down and commitment. When asked if she was worried about commitments she said:

"I think everybody wants at some point to have that responsibility and involvement. But not at the moment. I don't even want a dog. I don't. My cat just died, and I don't want a cat."

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but

Last night we saw Katie Pollard emerge for the first time. Sister of now infamous Vicky Pollard, Katie is the fat one of the two and even makes Vicky look classy. Vicky always says to Katie:
- Katie lose some weight you fat bitch!
And Katie says:
- I'm the easy one. Total slag. I'm anybody's for a packet of Quavers.

We already love her.

Stars (vomit) are blind (vomit vomit)

When Ms Hilton isn't sticking pens up her nose she is puking on stage. Whatever next! Our sources have told us that Ms Hilton was at a vegas club where Jay-Z was performing. After his performance, she demanded her track was played, leapt up on stage to lip sync to it and puked up the grey goose vodka that she had been swigging all evening straight from the bottle. And a new phrase was born. "Puke syncing".. catchy.

Here's the extract from singer Joshua Radin's Myspace site, who claims to have been sitting next to her that night, and witnessed the whole ugly thing...

"Paris Hilton ...was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction...She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us."
When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton's moment. "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs," writes Radin. "She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming."

"Matt Damon"

Matt Damon filming the third film in the Bourne series - The Bourne Ultimatum, in Paris. To be honest this post was really just an excuse for this classic Team America Matt Damon pic..

It gets better

Check out the 'brows!

The real Edie Sedgwick below.

Orlando's new girlfriend....

WHAT were you thinking?

Sienna does the funky chicken...

Brit actress Sienna Miller snapped doing the funky chicken and showing off some gender swappingly good slap whilst shooting scenes for her upcoming movie 'Factory Girl' in the Big Apple. Lets hope she doesn't get agitated and come out with a classic line like 'New York City? Ha! More like New York Sh*tty!!"

THANK GOD for leggings!!!

Sorry, we couldn't let this one slip by unnoticed. Lohan what are you doing?

With, erm lets see now, Kimberley Stewart, Girl Aloud's Sarah Harding, Lizzy Jagger, and an army of other gorgeous women on ladies' man Calum Best's conquest list, La Lohan looks set to be the latest as they are seen for the second time in one week stepping out of a London hotspot.

One good thing, at least she's got that crotch of hers covered up for once, THANK GOD for leggings!!!