Mutton dressed as lamb p.2

Cam Diaz went to MTV's TRL last night looking like this!
Yeah, you may have a boyfriend 10 years younger than you, but you're still 35!! Leave that look to Lindsay and the Olsen twins love.

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Mutton dressed as lamb

Hoe How cow come Liz Hurley always dress like it's a fancy summer party?
It's almost DECEMBER and we've seen that look before love. Like for 15 years!! Maybe time to hire a new stylist? Lizzy attended the 'Angels Against Addiction' charity event at Selfridges in London.

Whatever your name is from Sugar Babes..

What on GODS EARTH are you wearing??

Peaches geldof...

...hosting the AOL Music Live! Winter Warmer held at the Kentish Town Forum in London..

..and she looks really happy to be there

The stress gets to Richie

Lack of food, being in the spotlight, having to be friends with Paris again.. It's enough to make anyone get a bit stressed but going entirely grey? Our heart goes out to Nicole

BRITNEY SHOCKER

Britney Spears spotted by our eagle eyed snappers in malibu looking rough again.. and not flashing her bits. A turn up for the books, well done britters!

New waxwork of JOLEY RICHARDSON XTINA AGUILERA

a passing resemblance maybe?

KATE SKELETOR LAWLER

MORE FRAIL CELEBRITIES... very attractive

Mister Tussaud's

A new Tiger Woods waxwork at Madame Tussaud's?
NO, this is the real Tiger at the launch of the new 2008 Buick Enclave luxury crossover sport utility vehicle in Pasadena, California.
How boring are you allowed to get??

The real waxwork below.





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Some like it old!

CZJ is rumoured to be well in her forties. Could this mean that her hubby Michael is in his eighties? Judging by this snap the 'superstar' is almost geriatric material. Yikes.

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Rebecca Loos shows what she thinks of Calumn Best's new cat sick in a bottle perfume

Just one WHIFF of 'EAU DE BEST' ...and expressions say far more than words!

Finally.... an inspiration!

Britters-no-knickers-Spears and Lindsay-get-your-beaver-out-Lohan, take note!
Madge may be extremly overt about her sexuality and has been on the edge of controversy for the majority of her career, but she still has class and style, and she knows it has a time and a place. Here she is, stepping out to go to to the gym again to keep her race horse-like physique in shape. Did you catch her confessions tour on TV this past weekend? She is AMAZING! We love Madge. Check out this clip if you havent seen any of her tour.

Shut your legs woman!!!

Lindsay Lohan determined once again to show everyone her crotch. With Britters following suit, whose going to be next? Put it away girls. Do you want young women copying you? really????

BRITNEY; The role model for young women everywhere...

OH

MY

GOD

Zombie hands question for you

We can't decide whats WEIRDER. The fact that our fave zombie hands girl Nicole Richie:

a. Has a towel on her head
b. Is eating.

You decide.

Coleen goes to see Christina

Wayne Rooney's other half - Colleen McCloughlin, (school girl turned fashionista and gossip mag columist) is spotted arriving at Xtina's MEN gig last night. One question, why the hideous fake hair action? why why why.....

Forget the Royal Palace! Im so gorgeous!!

Stick thin ex-OC-actress Mischa Barton was seen in the beautiful capital of Madrid yesterday, where she is staying for the upcoming Marie Claire awards. Strolling around the old town, and visting the Royal Palace, she takes in the wonderful scenery that surround her and takes a picture of - herself! Nice one Mischa. We kinda thought that you rather fancied yourself, and now we know it's true!

XXXTINA (Live)

Xtina performed live in Manchester last night and sent the crowd spinning with her sexy warbling.
Check it out!

Not a polished pair

Madonna is snapped by our eagle eyed photographers heading for her daily gym sesh today. She looks rough as old dogs but we love her anyway. Actually while we are at it Kate Moss is snapped here on her way to perform in the Little Britain Sketch yesterday, looking not that great either! Maybe she was just getting herself into character to be Vicky Pollard rougher sister!

Off or on?

Ex England football coach Sven-Goran Eriksson and on off girlfriend Nancy Dell'Olio arrived at Heathrow Airport from Australia, fuelling speculation that Sven could be in line to be the next coach of the Socceroos, who only have a caretaker coach at present. Also, could Sven taking Nancy along for the trip mean that the great romance is possibly back on? Watch this space!

YAAAAAWWWWNNNN

BORE BORE BORE

Gobble Gobble

One turkey to another: "happy thanksgiving!"

BFF'S

Paris Hilton links arms with her newly reunited BFF Nicole Richie as they leave a matinee at LA's Grove shopping complex yesterday.

BANGS ALOT

Hollywood stars are LOVING that fringe this season. Looks like they've been sharing the same hairdresser. Is it me, or does Gwen Stefani look like she's wearing a wig though?

NO CATS FOR CAM

NEWELY NOSE-JOBBED hollywood actress Cameron Diaz has revealed her fears of settling down and commitment. When asked if she was worried about commitments she said:

"I think everybody wants at some point to have that responsibility and involvement. But not at the moment. I don't even want a dog. I don't. My cat just died, and I don't want a cat."

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but

Last night we saw Katie Pollard emerge for the first time. Sister of now infamous Vicky Pollard, Katie is the fat one of the two and even makes Vicky look classy. Vicky always says to Katie:
- Katie lose some weight you fat bitch!
And Katie says:
- I'm the easy one. Total slag. I'm anybody's for a packet of Quavers.

We already love her.

Stars (vomit) are blind (vomit vomit)

When Ms Hilton isn't sticking pens up her nose she is puking on stage. Whatever next! Our sources have told us that Ms Hilton was at a vegas club where Jay-Z was performing. After his performance, she demanded her track was played, leapt up on stage to lip sync to it and puked up the grey goose vodka that she had been swigging all evening straight from the bottle. And a new phrase was born. "Puke syncing".. catchy.

Here's the extract from singer Joshua Radin's Myspace site, who claims to have been sitting next to her that night, and witnessed the whole ugly thing...

"Paris Hilton ...was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction...She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us."
When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton's moment. "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs," writes Radin. "She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming."

"Matt Damon"

Matt Damon filming the third film in the Bourne series - The Bourne Ultimatum, in Paris. To be honest this post was really just an excuse for this classic Team America Matt Damon pic..

It gets better

Check out the 'brows!

The real Edie Sedgwick below.

Orlando's new girlfriend....

WHAT were you thinking?

Sienna does the funky chicken...

Brit actress Sienna Miller snapped doing the funky chicken and showing off some gender swappingly good slap whilst shooting scenes for her upcoming movie 'Factory Girl' in the Big Apple. Lets hope she doesn't get agitated and come out with a classic line like 'New York City? Ha! More like New York Sh*tty!!"

THANK GOD for leggings!!!

Sorry, we couldn't let this one slip by unnoticed. Lohan what are you doing?

With, erm lets see now, Kimberley Stewart, Girl Aloud's Sarah Harding, Lizzy Jagger, and an army of other gorgeous women on ladies' man Calum Best's conquest list, La Lohan looks set to be the latest as they are seen for the second time in one week stepping out of a London hotspot.

One good thing, at least she's got that crotch of hers covered up for once, THANK GOD for leggings!!!

Look! No ring

Our favourite drug addict supermodel Kate Moss was seen heading into Storm model agency WITHOUT her engagement ring. Maybe she had merely had a kae bake session and forgotten to put it back on or maybe, just maybe.. she seen the light?

Moss not be late

Supermodel Kate Moss left her house fashionably late for a meal in a Japanese restaurant in Notting Hill earlier today.
Hope her friend felt like waiting.


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Like someone in Love

Look at those two lovebird! Aww, so sweet!

Christina Aguilera and her husband, music exec Jordan Bratman looked madly in love as they kissed after arriving back at their hotel in Dublin. They had celebrated their first wedding aniversary at the Town Bar & Grill in Kildare Street in Dublin.
Check out Xtina's great new vid 'Hurt' below.



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Nicole in London!

Nicole Kidman popped into a Starbucks after visiting Naomi Watts filming on location in central London.
These are the first pictures of Nicole since ex-hubby Tom Cruise got married to Katie Holmes at the weekend!


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A ring a ding a dinga ding!

Naomi Watts sported the Crazy Frog look (just like Reese Witherspoon did a while ago) whilst shooting her new film in central London today.


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Golden Balls and Skeletor in Roma

The Tom and Katie wedding is surely THE wedding of the hour decade so far.
David and his missus arrived in Rome today and caused a frenzy among the 300 photographers waiting outside the hotel.
According to rumours Skeletor Victoria has had quite some trouble picking a wedding gift. A spaceship or a toaster? That is the question.

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PINKS ABS

Pink snapped at The Point Theatre in Dublin last night performing her latest tracks and showing off her latest abs.

Good Abs...

...But could try Harder

Dont be fooled people!!!

LA LOHAN was spotted by our snappers last night enjoying yet another night out in the Big smoke.
The BAD GIRLS ( Yes! I meant MEAN girls, sorry!) Actress Lindsay Lohan graced tiny but lovely club Kabaret with CHARMING and classy reality TV hottie Calum Best, known best for TOILET ROMPS and love of women.

Lohan looks absolutely gorgeous in this outfit. Hair perfectly inplace, demure, sleek and classy. Friends. Do NOT be fooled!

Just moments later she was snapped (yet again) flashing her "FIRE SNATCH"

** this is not a fake! no idea why theres a black skirt too maybe she is wearing two dresses, we dont make this s*ht up!**

"DING, DONG THE BELLS ARE GOING TO CHIIIME!"

"Im getting married in the morning!" Mr Cruise snapped out with baby and double chin, looking pretty relaxed given his upcoming controversial double wedding of the year to Dawson's Crack actress Katie Holmes

BOYS!

100 women in wonderbras. Imagine!

SPOT THE TRANNY

YES PEOPLE its the one on the right left. phew! almost had us conused there for a moment!

La Loren

Sophia Loren vowed and wowed the audience at the launch party for this years PIRELLI calendar. The Stars of this edition are Sophia Loren, Penelope Cruz, Hilary Swank, Naomi Watts and Lou Doillo. Go mama!

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Firecrotch are GO!

Our favourite firecrotch seems to have finally gained some much needed weight. After going skeletal and blonde last year La Lohan seems to have realised that she is at her hottest dark and with some meat on her frame. Firecrotch are GO!


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Geri in Zambia

Geri looks like she's enjoying her important trip to Zambia.
Today she was pictures carrying one month old baby Getrude Mwanza on her back at Mumena Palace in north western Zambia. Halliwell is in Zambia to promote greater international awareness of the urgent need to reduce maternal death and halt the spread of HIV/AIDS. Good to see Geri back to her best and smiling.

Some vintage Geri below.



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The Cirus is in town

Circus Cruise is in Rome for one of the most hyped weddings in years.
Tom is buying Katie a cat!
Katie bought underwear for £2000!
Suri is an alien!
Yeah, we've heard it all before.
Last night Tom and Katie were pictured out and about with the little one and today J.LO and hubby Marc Anthony arrived.

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Boys!

BAD HAIR DAYS

all round! last night clearly not a good day for hair in celeb land..

THE FIRECROTCH

.... IS ACTUALLY COVERED FOR ONCE!!
But those flesh coloured pants make us think that she's trying to confuse the paps. Stop playing games with us La Lohan!

Thriller

An unbelievable scary monster Michael Jackson was seen out shopping in Selfridge's last night looking happy in his mega cheap wig and massive shoes.
Girlfriend is doing a comeback this week when he's performing 'Thriller' at the World Music Awards at Earl's Court tomorrow. Looks like he already has the scary part down to an art form.

O to the P to the rah

Where's my wallet?
Oprah Winfrey arrives for the Library Lions Gala at the New York Public Library.

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Stars really are blind it seems

Not a day goes by without a picture of Paris Hilton.
Last night Paris started the night at the exclusive Nobu restaurant in London and then headed to a friends house in Mayfair and ended up partying to the early hours of the morning with a British television presenter Steve Jones at Kaberet's Prophecy night club. Looks like the party hard life style is taking it's toll judging by her slumped frame in one of the pictures. And Paris. Steve Jones? Honestly!

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Swedish stuff

The Swedish Football Awards 2006 were held last night in Stockholm, where Fredrik Ljungberg was awarded with the Golden Ball as Footballer of the Year. Congrats!




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Juggs

Life size Barbie Jordan and her melons breasts launched the new Katie Price lingerie at The Worx earlier today. She looked happy but those gazongaz looks so bloody heavy! Leading up to X-mas Jordan sure is busty busy.
The next project is the release of the album of love duets for charity.
'A Whole New World', which will hit stores on the 27th November, features twelve tracks recorded by the celebrity couple including The Best Things In Life Are Free, The Two Of Us and Don't Go Breaking My Heart.
Our earshearts bleed already.

If this is anything to go by we would need some earplugs.



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The Hand

SJP's hand seen at Deck the Halls film premiere last night SJP seen at Deck the Halls film premiere last night.

Kristin and Matthew

Actress Kristin Davis moves in on SJP's other half, whilst Matthew Broderick moves in on her wallet. We know the acting work can be thin on the ground but really!!

Last night, Deck the Halls film premiere, Grauman's Chinese Theatre, Hollywood, Los Angeles, USA

Ta' ra trashy Tara

Actress Tara Reid at the "The Fountain" movie premiere, held at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in
Hollywood, California on saturday night. She looks almost unrecognisable as the good old "get your boobs out" Tara that we know so well. Svelte, glowing, almost classy actually! Well done Tara, keep up the good work!

New Lows for Oreos

Model Lauren Pope was spotted sneaking a packet of Oreos out of the Embassy Club last night using her cleavage. Maybe they were put there for safe keeping in case she got peckish after all the wine. Beats a kebab I suppose!

Stars ARE blind

Jim-jam clad sex tape star Paris Hilton is spotted by our snappers in LAX airport. No Paris! Thats not a ladder for climbing, its a rack selling postcards..those shades just weren't made for airport shops.

Mathew McC-could i have bigger muscles-onaughey

Mathew McConaughey's in OZ along with Kate Husdon filming future box office smash Fool's Gold. The sexy star was SO ripped that we had to move our watermark down a bit just so all you lucky viewers could check out his muscles. GRR!
Jen, are you listening???

Husdon Filming Down Under

Gorgeous actress Kate Hudson spent most of her time on the phone whilst taking time out from filming, with a stroll down the main street of Port Douglas with her son Ryder in Australia yesterday. She looks fab. Check out the shorter-than -short-shorts!

YETI SHOCKER IN LAX !!!!!

Crowds were sent fleeing yesterday when this abomnibal snowman was spotted stomping through LAX yesterday on it's way to Dublin. Oh no wait.. Sorry! just Paris Hilton again!!

"Nobu all think I look fabulous?"

POSH hotfooted it to top exclusive restaurant Nobu last night, where she paraded herself to awaiting paparazzi lenses. Everything about her was pristine, right down to the sheen on her bony legs. Jokes aside, she actually doesn't look half bad but we do think that dress will get the THUMBS DOWN in the all mags next week. What do you think?

DOUBLE WHAMMY!

YES YES i know the postings below were yesterday's news guys but (excuses excuses) blogger was having some maintanence "issues". So here's yesterday's news today, and today's news today too.

Two lots of juicy gossip in one day, dont say we don't treat you good!

Wednesday night FAKE BAKE

TOP ex-model and talented reality star Calum Best was seen leaving the cool hang out China White on Wednesday night. Tip for all you fans. If you want to meet this really cool celebrity hang out at China's on a Wednesday night. Or, stay at home and watch Break With The Boss on Living.

Our eagle eyed top snappers also saw sexy Thandi Newton arriving at the Vogue 90th party at the Serpentine Gallery on Wednesday night. Is it me or is the Crash actress looking like she's been dipped in a pot of fake bake, and then lent some to Calum Best...?

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I'm Just a curl

Gwen steps out with her toastie-looking son Kingston James. She may be just popping out on daily errands, but that doesn't stop the No Doubt star looking as immaculate as ever. What's her secret? hours of preening for the cameras day in day out, or maybe she just wakes up, hair beautifully coiffed and lipstick intact...this shit IS bananas.

Blink and you'll miss her

THE SH*T GLASSES EFFECT

"If i wear these awful shades, maybe noone will notice that i have got EVEN skinnier!"

Our favourite sekletal celeb was spotted having a coffee break in West Hollywood. She's not looking very happy but those sunglasses certainly take all eyes away from her scrawny frame. Not just a pretty face..!

Mutton Dressed as Lamb

Elle McPherson stepped out last night at KOKO in Camden for the Move for AIDS benefit.
While the cause was tremendous Elle's choice or outfit was rather alarmingly bad. Looking at her you wouldn't suspect that the picture was taken in November in cold freakin' London. Has The Body never heard of the stylish coats you can buy from Chanel, Victor&Rolf, Prada etc.?
There comes a time in every ones life when a simple top and skinny jeans just wont do! Stop dressing as a lamb you mutton you!

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Wind it Up!

Singer Gwen Stefani left the BBC Radio One HQ with her son Kingston, after appearing on the Chris Moyles Show earlier today. Gwenny will have a new album out next month that she recorded at home while she was pregnant. The first single 'Wind it Up' is already on heavy rotation in America and samples yodeling and 'The Lonely Goatherd" from The Sound of Music.

Listen below!




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Oh Father

We hear that Madonna's dad has been diagnosed with colon cancer and we are sad and shocked to hear this. Madonna is due to fly out to the US once again to be near him and is planning to take all her three kids with her. We hope he gets well soon.
On the picture Madonna was looking cool as usual when she arrived at her gym earlier today.



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Bling King

We are so used to see Brad looking scruffy with loads of babies I tow and that gazelle wife of his not too far away from him. So we were happy to see Brad smiling and showing off his new gold tooth whilst whilst attending the 'Gets Out the Vote for Prop.87' at L.A Labor Headquarters.

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What happened to Judy Finnigan?

before (right)
now (left)

You decide...

Livin' La Vida Sweaty

Ricky Martin signed autographs in Mexico City yesterday and it seems he did not have the best of days judging by the weird facial expressions and big 'ol sweat patches he displayed whilst performing. Eww.

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Mirror mirror

Amy Winehouse was snapped looking like she's just had the shock of her life! Maybe she caught a glimpse of that eyeliner of hers in a shop window?

Kirsty Alley's new hot bod

Everyone's talking about Kirsties new bikini body today, revealed in all its curvy glory yesterday on the Oprah show.
Check out Oprah checking out Kirstie's new slightly less-enormous thighs.

Esther No!!!!

Esther Rantzen is all smiles as she leaves last night's Pride of Britain Awards in London. But Esther - what the hell are you wearing!

Girls Aloud meet Santa

Girls aloud performed at the Harrods Christmas parade in Knightsbridge, West London, on Saturday afternoon, and all got to meet Santa Clause.
Snapped here, we've got Cheryl who seems to look more like a star every time we see her. Never without her perfect complexion, manicured nails and glittering rock on her finger to complete the look. Nadine Coyle was snapped having some problems fighting dandruff and Sarah harding looking like she's got a royal hang over.. now there's a surprise!

Drag queen spotted in LA

An no. Just Paris Hilton. Sorry!

A bit harsh maybe?

Okay so we know Nicole is a nutter, clearly never eats and has "issues" but we think it's a bit unfair to stick her in a cage. Maybe they mistook her mane for that of an angry lion

SHARAH'S SHLOSHED AGAIN!!!

The girls aloud star is become increasingly reknowned for her love for hanging out in posh west-end haunts and emerging pretty sozzled. Still, at least when she gets drunk she turns nicer - she dropped by the Dorchester after dining at Nobu yesterday just to purchase a poppy. bless. Drunk people can be so cute

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WRONG SEASON SIMPSON!

Jess looks lovely at the Kodak Theatre, California but does she know its November already? Nice summers dress jess, for Spring!

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Best of the bunch!

Last night there was a lot going on in celeb land. But at each event there was a hot celeb looking absolutely brilliant.

Halle Berry stunned snappers with her Berry Lovely outfit for the Cunard Britannia Awards in California, Whilst Paris Hilton left home in a lovely blue & red outfit to appear at two functions in LA. Over on the East coast Jennifer Lopez flaunted her teeny waist at the Grammys in New York.

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Danish Dynamite

Danish dynamite Brigitte Nielsen sure exploded on to the stage when she presented designer Harald Gloeckler’s 'Harald Gloeckler Charity Fashion Gala' for a German charity organization called 'Deutsches Kinderhilfswerk' at the Ritz Carlton.

The model turned acress turned reality TV star married for the fifth time in March 2005 to 28 year old Italian barman Mattia Dessi.
The marriage was not official, because her divorce from her previous husband was not finalized. But this summer they married legally, following her divorce from her previous husband. Her wedding witness was Ivana Trump.

Bless

Watch the hilarious 'Yeah Jackie' indicent below! Jackie Stallone vs Ms Nielsen!



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Those were the days my friend....

Exactly 10 years ago she was in one of the hottest acts around
Spice Girls. Now Mel C is giving free lunchtime concerts at HMV Oxford Street. What happened?
In all fairness she was there to promote her new live dvd but our sources say that she ran to HMV unannounced on her lunch break from her telemarketing job.
Some vintage lesbionic stuff below!
Les be greedy!



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Pete & Nikki together again

Big Brother fruitloop Nikki Grahame is all smiles at the National Television Awards where she scooped 'Most Popular TV Contender' award. She's snapped here posing with co housemate and ex lover Pete Bennett

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Jack 'ive eaten all the pies' Osbourne

Not to post about stars' weight too much but this snap of Jack leaving South London Hotspot Boujis last night could not slip through the net. Come on Jack, was all that climbing really in vain? Are Aunties puddings and the Jacobs cheese footballs really worth it?

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Catherine Zeta-Bones

Catherine looks like she's been on Beyonce's maple syrup diet judging by these pictures of her at America's Glamor Mag bash last night in NYC. But Zeta Bone jokes aside, she looks really HOT!

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