Classy Mess

Princess Beatrice pictured leaving the exclusive Boujis night club at around 3.15am on Saturday.
PS. What the hell is she wearing?

Harry Potter's mom spotted in London.

J.K. Rowling and her husband was seen out shopping in the trendy west london area of Sloane Street in Chelsea in London on Saturday. Looking good!

Blast from the past!

Saint Angelina

Angelina Jolie went to Gin Lane on Saturday.
The saint of all saints is attending the Tribeca Film Festival where she is promoting the documentary film she directed 'A Moment In The World'.

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Stuck on boobs

Vicky B arrived in L.A this weekend looking thinner than ever. And her boobs have never looked more stuck on. They actually look like they hurt!

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Blast from the past!

Sugar Tits

Kirsten Dunst at the premiere of the film Spiderman 3 in Stockholm.
We are speechless. Droooooooool....
Homer droool.

Hotness all over!!

The ghost of Christina Ricci arrived for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of "2 Days in Paris" at the Clearview Chelsea West Cinema in New York. Hot!

Sexy geriatric down under

The sexiest woman in rock over 60 arrived in Sydney yesterday to host the MTV Australia Video Music Awards.
Yes, it's Fergie Fug! Bless her.

Beckham Jr and Sr

David Beckham took a walk today with cutie pie Cruz and they two showd off their new haircuts.
Awwww!

Licky, Licky, icky.

Ya, we are so sad today we missed the gig with Juliette and the Licks in Porthsmouth.
We had a colonic irrigation appointment and we decided that was a better way to spend an evening.

Celeb Heads

The A List of Hollywood stepped out last night to the US' Hot Hollywood 2007 at Sugar in Hollywood.
Had they all had way too much coffee before they arrived? Lindsay, I looooove your hair. Where did you buy it? trash.com?

My what a fun party...

Some B list celebs attended the GLAMOUR:OKE Party held at the Embassy Club in London last night.
My. What. Fun. They looked so 'special'.

Great pictures!

Jude Law was spotted walking through a park with sporty looking son Rafferty earlier today. Great to a smile once in a while from the usually grumpy Jude.

Sarah looking HOT

Sarah Harding looked great leaving Lady Victoria Hervey's house in London. Sarah Harding partied the night away with Lady Victoria Hervey at MoVida Nightclub. Sarah then left at nearly 4am, fresh faced and happy whilst drinking water. Good girl!

Tara Palmer Investor

Tara Palmer Tomkinson and her friends was spotted leaving Denpasar Airport of Bali and giving a kiss to the General Manager of the resort where she bought a villa. Tara is apparently having a 3 or 4 bedrooms freehold villa built on top of a cliff. The freehold villas are managed by "Karma Realty Development", which charges USD 5.000 per year for maintenance. The company gives the opportunity to their clients to spend 28 days a year in the villa or the choice to stay one week in every others locations around the world. The rest of the year the company will rent the villas out and will guarantee to the owner a 5% of the capital back for the first two years and then a 60-40%.

Finally she got it right!

Mischa Barton looked cute and sexy wearing a patterned mini dress in Paris earlier today.

Crazy but happy

A happy Britney Spears looked almost sexy as she paid a visit to her recording studios after her daily tanning session with cousin Allie before heading to the dance studio. Hmm, shouldn't it be a full time job recording her new album?

Gangster!

Hugh Grant is under pressure and didn't look too happy when he was seen leaving his house on the day it emerged he has been arrested over an allegation he attacked a photographer in London. Nice.

Gail and entourage

Gail Porter spent the day with her funky friend at the Marine Connection Fundraiser held at London's exclusive Chinawhites club.
Looking good!

Femme

Melanie C seems desperate these days to femme it up!
We still love you even if you start to wear those butch things again you know.

Smashing, radiant and extremely smart

The stunning Kylie Minogue looked extremely smart as she left her home for a meeting and a spot of lunch at Claridge's earlier today. Work it!

Sack the stylist!

That is if she has one.
Kirsten Dunst attended the photocall for Spiderman 3 at the Santo Mauro Hotel in Madrid today and looked terrible.
Clearly the librarian meets granny look isn't working for Kirsten. Sack the stylist!

Angelina looking thin

Angelina Jolie on the set of her new movie "Wanted" stepped out of a people carrier looking pale and gaunt, with overly thin legs and knobbly knees. UK magazines are reporting this week that Angelina has taken her dieting too far.
What do you think?

Get it while it's hot!

Godess in general, Björk, performed her new single 'Earth Intruders' live at Saturday Night Live this week. Watch before Warner Music deletes the post!

Slim lady

All of a sudden Britney is slim again. We love how she is on her way to becoming the next Michael Jackson!
Looking good though! Now get rid of that disgusting wig.

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Happy in the sunshine

Liam Gallagher was joking about with some mates and his brother Paul outside a pub in North London. He seemed pretty chilled out for once, listening to a radio player, and at one point sitting on his brother's lap!

Coffee run

Fashionable actress Ashely Olsen was on her daily coffee run at Starbucks for her and her sister Mary Kate and a friend before a meeting. For once she doesen't look half bad! Great!

Silly!

This is true love!

Kirsten Dunst and Razorlight frontman Johnny Borrell looked awesome and healthy and soooo in love as the left Hawley Arms pub in Camden. Nice boots Johnny!

Spiderman 3

Kirsten Dunst and Tobey Maguire looked eh quite boring at the UK premiere of Spider-Man 3 at the Odeon in Leicester Square.
C'mon you guys!

Watch them all!

Tranny Heaven

The 1st Annual "Class of Hope Prom 2007" Charity Benefit was held at the Sportsmen's Lodge in Studio City last night.
Is it just us or did just the tranny impersonators of the celebs show up?

Bluebell Madonna's Christening

Ok, so baby Bluebell is a cutie pie and her mom Ginger is looking amazing.
But for the love of God and all that's holy, the name, the name!
Bluebell Madonna?

Mess

Britney actually has managed to hit a new low.
Enough already.

Do you wanna make babies?

Natasha Bedingfield got spotted entering RTE studios to perform on The Late Late Show in Dublin tonight.
We like her but still not too sure about her new single 'I wanna have your babies'.

WTF is she wearing?

Britney Spears made her regular visit to the tanning salon before going to the Sony recording studios in Santa Monica to put the final touches to a highly anticipated comeback album.
Brit Brit looked like she actually got dressed in the dark, in a fairytale. The wicked witch's wig and Hey Britney, the Puss in Boots wants his shoes back!

Bluebell Madonna

Photographers start to gather at Geri Halliwell's house as preparations are ongoing and flowers are delivered for her daughter Bluebell Madonna's christening in Hampstead. Pray to Jesus that she changes the name!

Always the A-lister

Vicky B and Gordon Ramsey's wife Tanya hit the town for a shopping spree in London earlier today. They started at the exclusive Cipriani restaurant and enjoyed 45 minutes in the Burberry's boutique in Notting Hill. They went to a private boutique called Solange Azagury-Partidge in Nottinghill and then headed off to another boutique in Sloane Street before heading back home. The police were called in Notting Hill to deal with the crowds Victoria was creating.
Vicky B probably didn't even notice it.

Same outfit!

David Gest signed copies of his autobiography 'Simply The Gest' at Waterstones book store in Oxford Street in London today?
Do you recognise the outfit? Yeah, the same as he wore to his signing yesterday as well. Classy. H.O.T.

The Advert is here!

Royal Movement

Princess Anne visiting a Western Club in Glasgow, Scotland.
H.O.T

Father of the year speaks out

"Thank you to everyone who has posted messages of suppport and understanding. Naturally, it is not best for a parent to lose their temper with their child. Everyone who knows me privately knows that I have endured a great deal over the last several years in my custody litigation.

Everyone who knows me privately knows that certain people will go to any lengths to embarass me and to disrupt my relationship with my daughter. In such public cases, your opponents attempt to take a picture of you on your worst day and insist that this is who you are as a person.

Outside the doors of divorce court, I have friends, I have respect from people I work with and I have a normal relationship with my daughter. All of that is threatened whenever one enters a court room.

Although I have been told by numerous people not to worry too much, as all parents lose their patience with their kids, I am most saddened that this was released to the media because of what it does to a child.

I'm sorry, as everyone who knows me is aware, for losing my temper with my child. I have been driven to the edge by parental alienation for many years now. You have to go through this to understand. ( Although I hope you never do.)

I am sorry for what happened. But I am equally sorry that a court order was violated, which had deliberately been put under seal in this case. Once my book is published, I'm sure more people will understand the incredible strains created by parental alienation.

In the meantime, I'm sorry to anyone who's taken offense from this episode."

Papa Smurf

American television producer and friend of the stars, Liza Minnelli's ex and Papa Smurf, David Gest, at a book signing for his book "Simply The Gest" in the book store Borders in Glasgow.
Does he honestly think that wearing a coat like that is going to make him look younger, slimmer and taller?

All smiles

Despite the terrible reviews for her new album Avril Lavigne was all smiles at the signing of "The Best Damn Thing" at Virgin Records in Hollywood yesterday. Now, can someone just tell her to go away?

That's the way uh uh!

Mischa Barton is in London.
Looking like a troll!
What on earth is she wearing? Is she in kindergarden?
And oh yesssss, she's like the only person under 25 that has serious issues with cellulite.
Sexy!

Welcome back!

It's been a while since we last saw her.
But if was worth the wait.
Tori Amos is b.a.c.k and her new single 'Big Wheel' is just amazing!
We don't understand why fellow bloggers are slating her.
This is pure perfection. But I guess you have to have a soul and stuff like that to understand it. LOL

My lovely Lady Dumps, check 'em out.

...and the piss take of Fergie Ferg just got a new person involved.
Peaches does her very on take on 'My Humps', called 'My Dumps'.
Just lovely. Painting by Wilhelm Sasnal / The Saatchi Gallery

Father of the year

Ireland Baldwin must be so happy to have Alec Baldwin as a father.
He must ♥ her so much!

After Ireland failed to answer her father's scheduled morning phone call from New York on April 11, Alec went berserk on her voice mail, saying "Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone," adding, "you have insulted me for the last time."

Switching his train of thought, Baldwin then exercised his incredible parenting skills and took a shot at his ex-wife, declaring, "I don't give a damn that you're 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do." The irate Baldwin went on to say, "You've made me feel like s**t" and threatened to "straighten your ass out."

"This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother," screamed Baldwin, "and you do it to me constantly over and over again."

Before hanging up, Baldwin warned the child, "You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me."

We've learned that on Wednesday, Los Angeles County Superior Court commissioner Maren Nelson heard the tape and temporarily suspended Baldwin's visitation rights. A hearing is set for May 4, where the judge could permanently deny Baldwin visitation or contact with Ireland.

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Father of the year

Father figure

Hugh Jackman spent the day with his kids Oska and Ava enjoying a day at the beach.
The picture perfect family enjoyed the surf, sun and sand at Bronte Beach on Sydney's eastern suburbs.
Hugh went for a swim where he was firstly joined by is daughter Ava and later by his son Oska where he gave piggy back rights into the ocean. Hugh and his kids also went crab hunting in the rocks but eventually gave up after they could not catch any. The family then went for a walk down the beach where they built a sand castle and went for another swim in the ocean.
Ah bless.

Like a Prayer

Earlier, Madonna chatted and smilied to local farmers and toured corn fields with aid workers, holding hands with her daughter Lourdes in the village of Gumulira in Malawi. Is she going to adopt a girl?

Lily Allen spotted...

....tucking into a salad whislt filming a cosmetics commercial at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. Sexy!

Always the classy one

We are having somewhat of an overload of fugliness these days.
Britney looking trashy is nothing new. Here she is (again) looking like barf. This time leaving her fave sushi resturant in Bel Air.

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Hotter than chili!

Girls Aloud were filming an ad campaign for Sunsilk shampoo in north London yesterday and they looked fucking fantastic!
We are so thrilled. The girls are currently working on their fourth studio album which is due out in October. It will include no covers at all.

Looking H.O.T

Our fave girl Aisleyne enjoyed a night out with friends at the Funky Buddha club in London looking hot.
Timbaland was also there and maybe they could make some sweet music together?

Hitting it up for the paparazzi

Jordan went out shopping or baby clothes and posing for the pap's with hubby Peter Andre at Kitson Store in Beverly Hills yesterday. They just l.o.v.e the attention don't they?!

Danielle out and about

Danielle is ok when she keeps her mouth shut and is watched from afar.

Spotted in Venice

Dennis Rodman and co-star Gabriel Pimentel film "The Mini's" at a Venice Beach basketball court.
Yawn.

Bless her!

We love us some Drew!
Drew was in party mode over the weekend drinking many Vodka Tonics and dancing at an opening of "The Echo" in L.A on Saturday night. We wanna be her best friend, haha.

A Very Special Girl

Melanie C participated in a Swedish TV show earlier today and looked eehmm 'special ' and declared that she does not want a reunion with the Spice Girls.
We know already. And get over yourself! Neither do we!
Now, get back in the studio and start making hit music on your own. Nice hair.

What is wrong with her??

Ya, ya, ya. She f**ks for tracks and all that.
But what is up with her in general?
Joss Stone is pictured here in Germany and France on her world tour and promoting her new album 'Introducing Joss Stone' looking like something the cat dragged in and then dragged out again.
Sadness.

Hilarious!

We love us some Björk!
And for those of you who remember your eurodisco this is the biggest treat ever.
2 Unlimited anyone?

Mum to be

Mum to be Charlotte Church looks relaxed on the beach in an exclusive resort in Thailand paying £ 1200 per night for the house with private pool on the beach. With money like that maybe find clothes that fit?
We're just saying.

Trout Pout

Sophie Anderton seemed to be going for the 'trout pout' look as she pursed her lips while hopping into her car after some exclusive shopping in central London earlier today.
Did she shop some Restylane maybe?

Jesus Christ save us!

Macy Gray looked awful as usual at the Sundance Channel Celebrates The Launch of 'The Green' held at the former Chrysler Jeep dealer in Hollywood. Doesn't she have a stylist or a family member that can help her??

Legging it

Danielle Lloyd showed some nice pins after coming out of Pangaea Club after a night out in London.
Sexy!

White legs in London

Hugh Grant strutted his stuff in shorts returning home after a session at the gym.
Aiming for that buff body for someone in particular we wonder?!

White legs in London

Hugh Grant strutted his stuff in shorts returning home after a session at the gym.
Aiming for that buff body for someone in particular we wonder?!

Old and Fat

Matt LeBlanc, now sporting grey hair, looked old and fat as he departed from LAX yesterday.
We still miss Joey.

All loved up!

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were spotted on Tallows Beach in Byron Bay, Australia. The couple enjoyed a late afternoon with friends on the beach, Jessica relaxed on the beach looking on with lovingly eyes that are only for her new beau John Mayer. However it was not long before John turned towards Jessica and suddenly a steamy photo shoot went down.
The couple then shared a very intimate moment as the kissed each other while the sun went down. The couple looked extremely happy in each others arms as they laughed with each other and enjoyed each other's company.

The couple are in Byron Bay for the Blues and Roots Music Festival where John is performing in one of his many stops during his Australian tour in Queensland,

Messy sisters

Mischa Barton looked all messy when she stepped out with her younger sister Hania at the Hyde club in L.A last night.
Ewww. And it's rumoured that Mischa is back together with nut boy Cisco.
Double ewwww.

Mother and daughter bond

Courteney Cox and her cute daughter Coco spent som time at the Four Seasons Hotel in L.A and had a mother-daughter lunch and headed off for some shopping. Cute and cuter.

Cuteness!!

Jennifer Connelly looked cute as a button during the Japan Premiere of the movie 'Blood Diamond'.

Off to L.A

Jordan wearing a cute mint green top was spotted with her husband Pete Andre at Heathrow Airport earlier today.
They are skipping Easter in the U.K and heading for L.A to promote Jordan's new show.
She looked a bit glum and had a cold.
Hope you feel better soon!

H&M ♥ Kylie

H&M's theme this summer is Australia - a relaxed, sporty, beach-life feel mixed with the glam look and lots of shiny metallic. H&M pays tribute to the sparkling pop princess and style icon, Kylie Minogue, by designing a limited line of "bohemian-chic" beachwear with Kylie as a muse. Kylie is also the face of the upcoming beachwear campaign.

The 'H&M loves Kylie' line is part of H&M's main swimwear range and contains fifteen styles which will be in all H&M stores that sell womenswear in mid May.

'When we think Australia and glamour we think Kylie, who is such a stylish person,' says H&M's head of design Margareta van den Bosch.

'It has been a great experience to work with H&M on creating this summer range. To me it is all about summer indulgence, effortless chic and lots of fun!' says Kylie.

Bless.

Posh slopes

Vicky B is quite the skier!
Watch her below as she was seen carving some turns in an impressive style in France this week.
And later Victoria was seen soaring through the air on a hang glider wearing skiis.

Cuteness

How cute is Carrie Anne's kid?
Matrix star Carrie Anne Moss held her youngest son Jaden in her arms as she walked through Vancouver Airport.
Behind her she had first-born son Owen in the stoller...
Cuteness allover!

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Little Miss Sunshine

Always the perky one.
Keira Knightley left her house in London today with soaking wet hair and holding a cookie.
Yay!

Electric Spice

Active Posh

Ok, so we kinda slagged her off yesterday. But we like this new Vicky B!
It's so much nicer to see her doing something for once and not just shop and/or pout and looking all glum.
Keep it up!!

Looking mighty fine

Kim Basinger is like a million years old.
But she looked mighty fine when she walked through LAX with her daughter Ireland.
Work it!

Listen Up!

Robyn is the pint-sized atom bomb dosed on electric and dispensing wisdom in three-minute modernist pop bulletins on the post-adolescent condition. Her newest album, 'Robyn' is a collection of ultra-concise pop moments – that rarest of things, a classic pop album. It's a sad-eyed, super-strong battery of nuclear-powered pop and it's the best weapon she's got.
Check her out!

Calm down love

Beyoncé strutted her stuff when she performed on the 'Today' show held at Rockefeller Plaza yesterday.
Somebody needs to tell her there is no need to try so hard.
We know she is talented and all that stuff.
Less is more!

Skeletor on the go

Vicky B stocked up on some calories earlier today at the start of her Easter break in France before she went skiing!
We all know red wine and some peppermint tea fills you up real good.

Yummie!

WTF is she wearing?

Pictures of Britney looking like a nasty piece of work is not uncommon.
But this combo just made us hurl.
Britney left Citizen Smith bar and restaurant in Hollywood after attending yet another Los Angeles Lakers game with her girlfriends looking seriously like something the cat dragged in.

He wants some attention too!

Tired of being in his father Rod's and sister Kimberly's shadows Sean Stewart got naked in Malibu yesterday.
Sean promoted his new reality show 'Sons of Hollywood' with his butt and it looks like he's not too shy!

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Fugly Ferg is hot!

Fergie Ferg is some ugly chick and that face is truly a face only a mother could love.
However, this parody of 'Fergalicious' shows how hot she really could be.
Enjoy!

Leona is out of hibernation

The X-Factor winner was spottd at the Kabaret Nightclub at 03.30am last night after partying there for almost 5 hours.
An unusual sighting of the shy singer. Simon Cowell gushed on Oprah last week of how great she is and we are sure that this time next year she is the new Whitney.

Bluebell, Ginger and their Laydee

London is a great place during spring time!
Geri Halliwell and best friend David Walliams enjoyed the sunny Sunday in North London with Geri's daughter, Bluebell Madonna and David's cute dog. Bless.

Can't get her out of our heads

The comeback is heating up!
Kylie and her partner in crime William Baker enjoyed a night out at J. Sheekey fish restaurant in central London.
Great to see them back together.

Rolling it up in Maui

Oh Courtney! That just seems so not healthy at all!
That stomach looks like it's lost so much weight in a short period of time.
You need to start taking care of yourself.

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She tamed the mane

Nicole Kidman attended the Nickelodeon's 20th Annual Kids' Choice Awards 2007 yesterday and looked a bit butch but pretty.
Good to see her hair stylist is back to business after last weeks disaster.