Madonna in a glasshouse...

My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans so tight she can't bend her knees in them.
I have a go at her and say, 'Can't you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day . . . And please wear a belt because I don't want to see your butt crack when you bend over.' "

Queen of f.u.n

It must be so fin being Heather.
Heather Mills left the Body & Soul beauty salon in Brighton after spending over 2 hours inside and leaving her Mercs parked on double yellow lines. Afterwards she drove to a Thai Restaurant where she parked, again, on double yellow lines and dined alone! Oliver her dog had to wait in the car outside - Heather hadn't opened any of the car windows to help the dog breathe or left any water. Plus Heather's car showed remains of an egg which had been thrown at it. Yay!

Happy 175th b'day!!

Hollywood legend Elizabeth Taylor celebrated her 175th birthday with her family and friends at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Las Vegas last night. Is it just us or could she pass for her own waxwork in Mme Tussaud's?
Looking good though!

Funky and punky Kelis

Kelis went to trendy Hyde in Beverly Hills last night and killed it with her new haircut.
Her latest single Lil' Star is f*****g amazing! Check it out below!

We ♥ Mischa

A lovely and radiant Mischa Barton attended the Christian Dior Fashion show Ready To Wear Fall Winter 2007-2008, during Paris Fashion Week yesterday. Cute!

Skeletor's new hair

Skeletor showed off a new hair cut in L.A yesterday.
Like it?
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Skeletor to become the new Jamie Oliver??

Just kidding! Skeletor won't touch a cooking show. However she'll soon follow in the footsteps of Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks, as she is reportedly set to star in her own fashion-based reality show on NBC.
The show won't include any clips of her soccer God husband or their three children, will feature Skeletor Beckham's own designs, and will follow the same format as America's Next Top Model. This, however, will focus more on the clothes.

We can wait! Or can we?
Yawn.
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Pitt is M.I.A

Eyebrows were raised when Angelina Jolie's man was a no-show at Hollywood's four-hour backslap to itself - even though he starred in one Best Picture nominee, "Babel," and was one of the producers of Best Picture winner "The Departed."
There's no mystery about it, his assistant, Cindy Guagenti, insisted. "He was filming in New Orleans," she said, adding, "He wasn't nominated for anything."
Maybe so, but that didn't stop Cate Blanchett, who co-stars with Pitt in the upcoming F. Scott Fitzgerald fantasy "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" - about a man who ages backward - from taking time off to attend. Some observers note the last time Pitt was nominated was more than a decade ago for Best Supporting Actor in "Twelve Monkeys," a prize he didn't win. Oscar has been kinder to Blanchett, who was nominated for "Notes on a Scandal" and won for "The Aviator" a few years back.

Brillia Mare Madonna

Granny of Rock, here at the Vanity Fair party just released her brand new commercial to be shown in Japan.
Check it out!

They made her go to rehab...

Britney Spears is getting a personal overhaul of sorts at Promises in Malibu as we all know by now-- and now she's getting one online as well. Her website britneyspears.com looks like this at the moment.
Vitage Britney looking sultry and with hair.

Scruffy Kate

Kate Moss was seen leaving with the flamboyant, billionaire owner of Topshop Philip Green, following a meeting about Kate's new high street designs which seem to have caused a stir that " there is a huge demand". Well DUH of course there is.
What is the most interesting is the way Kate looks. Could she look more ****?

Dame Helen is the Queen

A radiant Dame Helen Mirren arrived back home in London today still clutching her Oscar for best actress for playing Queen Elizabeth II in "The Queen". We are still so happy she won!

Vintage Britney

This is the Britney we all love and loathe.

Jenny from the block and male Skeletor

Jenny and her hubby arrived on the red carpet for the 2007 Premios Lo Nuestro award show at the American Airlines Arena in Miami. She is a godess and he is just so boring to look at. Can he please stop being so pale and work on getting some muscle tone? He's married to J.Lo for crying out loud! Then you need to work on it.

Oprah vs Oprah

Oprah is competing today with the one TV personality who could possibly beat her in the ratings - herself!
The rare Oprah vs. Oprah face-off has been made possible because Winfrey is making her first-ever appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," which competes directly with the higher-rated "Oprah Winfrey Show" in more than 60 cities, including New York. Silly!

The Final Resting Place

Richard Milstein, the court-appointed guardian of Dannielynn Smith, announced yesterday that he intends to bury Anna Nicole in the Bahamas, next to her son Daniel.

Rest in peace.

Sweet Candy Girl

Click to watch the new video with Christina Aguilera 'Candyman'. We like it and the whole old school vibe is amazing.
Britney should watch and take notes for the album she needs to do.

Ready for her close-up

The lovely and cool Gwen Stefani arrived at Radio One to appear on the Jo Wiley Show. She even looks cute in a close-up!!

Ugly Jennifer

"Actress" Jennifer Ellison attended the Nestle's Heaven chocolate launch party held at Silver Nightclub in London tonight looking like this. What the f**k is she wearing? Some skanky acrylic extensions and a pillow case as a dress and some bin liner on her legs. So not with it!! And what has she done to her face??

Taxi Driver

We see a trend developing!
Lindsay left Winston's club in West Hollywood with Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz. But instead of snogging him, she was in the driver's seat looking happy and healthy.
Lovin' the hat!
Now, can you please make a hit film?

Skeletor @ Heathrow

Never the one to keep it simple, Skeletor boarded her TransAtlantic flight today in her high heels and skinny jeans.
Ever heard of comfortable clothes?

La Lohan's new career

Lindsay Lohan left Teddy's night club in Hollywood last night and smiled for the cameras.
It's great to see that she seems happier and healthier. Keep it up!
It looks like Lindsay has found a new Career as a driver, this time she was driving Steveo around.
Are they dating?

Geriatrics on the loose

Steven Tyler and his GF are in Milan for the fashion week.
Is Steven Tyler older than Margaret Thatcher?
Or is it just a trick of the light as his girlfriend looks about 12.

We ♥ Nelly

Lovely Nelly Furtado performed last at Hammersmith Apollo in London looking hot as usual.
She's had an amazing year last year and we can't wait for the new album!

Brit-Brit says: Estoy LOCO

Why is Britney wearing a f*****g cheap ass wig when she showed the whole world her shaved head just the other day??
Wear some earrings or something and walk with pride. No, Brit-Brit must be crazy and it wouldn't surprise us if we have a new Anna Nicole soon. Tragic and so sad. :(( Girlfriend needs help!! And fast!!
It's been reported that Kevin Federline has asked a judge for an emergency hearing scheduled for today (Thursday) to discuss his custody dispute with his ex-wife.
A court spokesperson says only K-Fed and his attorney are scheduled to appear before the judge, but adds "anything is possible."
Federline filed papers in November seeking spousal support and sole custody of the couple's children- 5-month-old Jayden James and 17-month-old Sean Preston. A temporary court order granted the couple joint custody, with Britney having primary physical custody of the boys.
Now, with her recent erratic behavior, coupled with the fact that she's been in and out of rehab twice in the last week, all bets may be off. Is the table about to turn today? Will she lose her kids?

Naomi pregnant?

NY Post's Page Six reports that Naomi Watts might be pregnant.
They say that the Aussie actress is pregnant with her boyfriend of several years, Liev Schreiber.
The actress was caught at Pastis this weekend looking "visibly pregnant. Liev was smiling and looking at her stomach. They were cute." The happy couple have wanted a baby for some time now and no one would be surprised if they married soon, but kept it quiet like Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams.
If the story is true we wish them all the best.

Read the full story here:

Page Six

We ♥ cute Jamie

A cute and arty looking Jamie Cullum was spotted out and about in London's trendy Notting Hill district earlier today.

Scruffy Billie's meltdown

A scruffy looking Billie Piper met up with her ex-husband, Chris Evans, for a cup of coffee. The former Doctor Who star didn't look too happy but rather distressed in her conversation with Chris, perhaps she is in need of a good 'heart to heart' talk.
It ain't easy being rich and famous.

Shady Sharon

A gorgeous looking Sharon Stone and designer Roberto Cavalli attended the Roberto Cavalli Fashion Show during Milan Fashion week earlier today. Question. Could she actually see the runway with those shades?

Lagerfeld in Milan

Karl Lagerfeld stepped out yesterday with his entourage in Milan.
Hes due to present his spring 2007 Ready-to-Wear Collection.
Mr KL is sure into his music.
He converted his 60,000 CD collection onto his arsenal of iPods. He is said to own roughly 100 iPods, scattered around the globe in his various residences.